When you are horny (and or randy), eat some type of chicken to alleviate any of the aforementioned horniness (and or randiness).
Why do I never need this rule? Have I been out of the game that long? I think I must be getting old or something, because honestly, I'm not even to my sexual peak or anything and I have no inclination to hook up with some guy and just make out or whatnot.
Hmm...Maybe I need some hormonal replacement treatment or something. Or really, yea, I don't have anything else.