Here is another helpful tip for Brett as he enters into marriage...
Tip #2 - I like food.
I don't think it takes a rocket scientist to know that I like food. Wait, let's correct that. I love food.
I could never be an anorexic. I like to eat. I like to cook. Brett will never have to worry about me being that 'skinny girl,' ...ever.
All I ask is that you feed it when its hungry. I'm like a little kid. If you don't feed me, I get cranky. I'm not picky. A few Goldfish crackers, maybe a fruit roll-up, even some Cheerios. Just keep something in your pocket and reward me when I do something good.
Wait, it's worse. I'm like a puppy...
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