Chris's Life Lesson #3
Part I. Don't think because you want to impress the guy you like, means that you can handle drinking Wild Turkey shots.
Part II. And don't swish it around in your mouth first.
Your stomach will not like you the next day, or even two days later. There's a strong burning sensation and, really, burning is not fun.
It's better to impress that person you like with your wit, intellect, and fun smile. Not by trying to drink them under the table. Not that I even could come close.
But, I do have to admit that I do have a lot of fun even if he's trying to pick drinks for me that will make me nauseous twenty minutes later.
I'm too smitten...